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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/30/2019 at 01:10 • Filed to: Cheap bastard

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Exterior tie downs RULE

Our various guests had been subjected to a blow-up (albeit nice) mattress on the floor for the past two years. It’s got the built in pump and is 18" deep, but it’s kind of a pain in the ass to set up and break down every time. I can barely make my own bed as it is. We had been dragging our feet as to whether  to get a futon (convenient but dubious longevity, often uncomfortable) or a proper mattress, which costs money (my one weakness!).

As fortune would have it, we spent zero bucks and got the best setup.

My friends upgraded to a king mattress last week and offered their queen and box spring for free. And, my parents also upgraded to a king and gave me their solid oak bedframe the week before. So now, my guest room will have a proper, comfy (but not TOO comfy) bed for two.

Who says procrastination AND being cheap don’t pay off?

Also, longboi continues to earn its keep in the stable.


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/30/2019 at 01:54

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I have words, best not at this hour....  less said.......


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/30/2019 at 02:01

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Two mattresses on a long bed with a sticker on the cover saying ‘E-Z RIDE’.

Are you sure your not supplementing your wages with extra curricular activities.   


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Svend
11/30/2019 at 09:47

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I mean, he IS a male prostitute...


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/30/2019 at 16:48

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Would not happen here - fear of bedbugs mean that mattresses left on the street are wrapped in plastic, and you don’t dare accept a used one.